These foreign nationals – these economic terrorists – have studied American legal loopholes and are now stealing billions of dollars from Americans using an army of traitorous American con men…

I find it’s a losing battle trying to convince some people that the outrageous lies told by Kangen salespeople are designed to steal their money. You would think they’d appreciate a good Samaritan taking the time to stop and help them out…

It’s an indisputable fact of science that Kangen Water Ionizers are no better for your health than $10 water filters. So when one of these hucksters tells you in fervent tones that their machine will cure cancer, diabetes, heart disease… all the way down to acne, are they lying or are they delusional?

I feel great – and it’s all because of the water I drink! …

Okay, I admit I never got over those snot-nosed kids who could solve Rubik’s Cube in 13 seconds flat. Obviously they traded any semblance of a normal life and just practiced the hell out of it…

I’m on record as detesting card tricks. But that’s not to say I don’t like tricks with cards. Here’s a very simple trick that anybody can perform with four aces from any deck. The performance in this video is disarmingly sloppy – the execution is flawless, but the lame patter can actually make the trick even more amazing…

Take a look at this video. It shows an absolutely sublime card trick that anybody can perform with just a few hours of practice. Practice. That means work. Many people shy away from work. Many people are lazy. Many people will only work if they get money for it…