Somewhere I read that 80% of refrigerators are used as bulletin boards / organizers / scrap books. Ours pays homage to cats, coffee, and family snapshots, and serves as a storage area for various receipts and schedules.

Sheba, Polly, Malika and Mugsie of the Van Clowder appear in this nightmarish home video.

The following is a very short video produced as a Videolympics challenge from The Ark. The challenge was to tell a story and play all the characters. I shot the video in one take, and then edited it to show all the action in the appropriate places. The subject matter is less appropriate..

“Good evening. I am Stephen Hawking. Tonight I will explain my Theory of Relative TV. Queen Victoria’s husband, Prince Albert, was a visionary. He once commissioned a study to see if it was possible to transmit pictures and sound through the air to be seen at another location through a viewing box…”

Dear Vin Scelsa, Me and Razoo Kelley was figuring that in this great dane age of dog eating dogs, if we ever had to rely on the kindness and honesty of others, weed be like a basketball player in a straightjacket – strapped and hooped!

Me and Razoo Kelley noticed Easter’s on a Sunday again this year. Why can’t it be on a Monday or Friday like most other holidays so we can get a extra day off from work? …

It was around this time of year in 1961 that my father drove me to Washington, D.C.. Just for the day. Just him and me. The cherry blossoms were blooming all over, the monuments were all white, and the sky was clear blue. For years afterward I thought our nation’s capital was always red, white and blue…