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Cherry 2010 – Sex Doll Update!

In the 1987 Melanie Griffith movie “Cherry 2000,” a man goes on a quest for replacement parts for his mechanical bed-mate. His model, the Cherry 2000, had a simple personality and a knock-out body made out of plastic and metal to realistically simulate a real woman. Griffith plays the bounty hunter hired to help him.

Cherry 2000

Cherry 2000

There’s now a new Las Vegas-based company called True Companion that is offering similar mechanical bed-mates. Well, sort of. TrueCompanions are more sophisticated than those old blow-up dolls and even the $5,000 RealDoll, although the RealDoll selections are more varied and frankly prettier, as sex mannequins go. Also, Japanese companies have been making high-end sex mannequins for years.

Entering the TrueCompanion.com website is similar to entering a typical porn site (trust me), with the brief legal wording that takes its administrators off the hook. If you’re at least 18 years old and such material and devices are not illegal in your neck of the woods, come on in!

Right away a pop-up invites you to use their online chat support or international telephone numbers for quick service. If you’re like most men, you’d rather not ask for directions. Start clicking the links to discover their history and all about Roxxxy TrueCompanion, their female model. The male Rocky TrueCompanion is on the way, customizable for men or women.

The backstory involves combining the wish to somehow re-connect with a deceased friend via a mechanical automation combined with the old tenet “sex sells.” TrueCompanions are programmed to hold conversations as well as perform life-like sex acts.

Little more is revealed on the website, but I’ve learned there are five variations of Roxxxy TrueCompanion. Wild Wendy, Frigid Farrah, S&M Susan, Mature Martha, and a customizable model. Physically, you can choose from an assortment of skin colors and hair colors.

Roxxxy can’t walk or do housework. Neither can it cheat on you or say “no” with any legal backup. People who are desperate or have objectophilia (falling in love with inanimate objects) may find Roxxxy very handy, but that’s about as far as I could go in any form of endorsement.

Personally, I’m not about to go running out to spend $7,000 to $9,000 on something that my dog will think is a new chew toy, and Roxxxy has no chance of becoming Wife Number Six. I remember how “Cherry 2000″ ended, and let’s just say that there’s no sex robot that can compare to the real deal.

Instead, buy yourself a copy of “Cherry 2000″ and invite a real girl over for popcorn and a movie. It might change your life.

Broadus

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4 comments to Cherry 2010 – Sex Doll Update!

  • I am not sure about this one, after buying the fleshlight mouth that I seen on fleshjackworld.com I have a very hard time believing any other fake pussy can match the realistic feel – and that is after trying other good masturbators like the Tenga onacup. But I still must say almost none of these can equal a fleshlight – Without question, it kicks the shit out of many other sex toys for men!

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  • Looks like I’ll become your frequent reader from this Thursday. This staff gets me.

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