I got one of those joke emails with lots of “must-have” items for Christmas. You know, the ludicrous pillows shaped like hands, the rocking chair that seats three, and the bed with the built-in retractable TV.

Well, I want some of these items. Trouble is, the joke email didn’t tell me where to get any of them.

So I looked up a few and posted them below. The original joke items are on the left, and the actual products are on the right. Some aren’t exactly the same, but they’re close enough to keep on my “Gimme Gimme Gimme” list…

Toilet Butler

Dog Carrier

Laser-Guided Scissors

Psycho (Well, Close Enough) Shower Curtain

Hands-Free Wine Glass Holder

Broadus

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