Don’t Bogart That Feliway
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The boss has five cats – and counting, apparently – and he insists on having meetings at his house. I’m a one dog kind of guy, so I’m not used to all this livestock.
It just sets my dentures on edge every time one (or three) of these little mutants barrel down a hallway and chase each other up and over my chair. And me. And my coffee, which tastes better without the hair-balls, thank you. I saw the same feline brood hissing and growling at each other on my previous visit. I felt like I was watching a Senate debate on health care. But this week they were oh so mellow. They trotted by and checked us out for free snacks, then tossed themselves into baskets and nodded right off. All of them. So why are they suddenly so contented? Drugs, baby. Feliway is a synthetic pheromone that calms cats to the core. They’re less prone to pee here there and everywhere, and will cut back on the furniture scratching. Plus they become a LOT more tolerant of other cats, in case you’re planning on bringing in a sixth member of the species. Feliway comes in spray form so you can turn your car into a 4-wheel opium den for Fluffy for the next time you have to go to the vet. |
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