Me and Razoo Kelley feels like celery stalkers - we been test-tasting Bloody Marys all over the place and back. Knot that we’re fit to be tight, but we got this market research gig what has us bottoming up for a living. If we don’t drink, we don’t eat. Bummer, eh? What’s that ringing? This is our sixth bar tonight. The Mary I’m bleeding at this momentescent don’t even got a celery. Listen, somebody put a green bean in hear. Wader - there’s a fly in my fish! I don’t feel too good, Vin. I think Razoo passed out, or maybe he’s dead. No, that’s a hat rack. What? I don’t shrink they clot even a little blood in these Marys, but there bogged with salt, sea, sand they shore make you thirsty for moor. There’s Razoo, and boy don’t he seem lit. No, that’s a floor lamp. Figures. Razoo’s not nearly that bright. Watt? Either I’m falling down or this room is. Hey Vin ol’ buddy ol’ pal come here a minute, will ya? I gotta barf. Oh, it shoe, Razoo. Ha ha that rhymed. Wha? I’m juice lean in against this wall for a minute. It’s the floor? Least I can’t fall down from here. Celery don’t agree with me. Razoo, make like a caddy and designate me a driver.

Shell Ari’s Talker Forever,

me and Razoo Kelley

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