Dear Vin Scelsa,

Me and Razoo Kelley’s been geocaching again and thinks we found Ziggy’s Spiders From Mars and their gathering forces right here in Canadia. We even got pictures what look like from a B-movie even though there spiders not bees, so like they used to say at Shea, “Ya gotta believe.” Hey Vin, is it true they tore down Shea Stadium and put up a parking lot, like what Joni Mitchell sang about? You can pay your parking meter up here in Canadia by phoning your credit card number in, which means now you can drive AND park here with your cell phone. They arrested this lady at the gas station for selling stolen phones, and now Razoo keeps saying “she sells sham cells by the Shell store.” Bragging, I think, cause the phone he got just before she got busted works great. One of the great works of Vancouver is the bust of Noot Seear, and you can seear as a new “Twilight” vampire. They shoot the “Twilight” movies here in Vancouver, but not with silver bullets cause that’s just for werewolves. This is where “Wolverine” was partly shot, too, but still not with silver bullets cause he makes them too much money. Did the Lone Ranger hunt werewolves? Werewolves must get fleas like dogs doo, butt are they werefleas cause they drink wereblood? Maybe these are werespiders and not from Mars after all. Yeah, Vin, that makes much more sense. Hodgepodge Grumblebeak’ll post our werespider pictures next weekend.

Stay Tuned Forever,

me and Razoo Kelley

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