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Hallowe’en – the Best Excuse for Latex


Shop SpiritHalloween.com Today! SpiritHalloweenTis the season, dear friends, to support the latex manufacturers of the world. Ah, latex… that skin-tight substance that creates magnificent facial makeup, realistic corpses and skeletons, and super-hot Catwoman costumes.

Yes, get out your black-and-orange crepe paper and start creating this year’s faux death traps for the kiddies. The little tykes loved to be scared, don’t they? Just wait till they get old enough to try to find work and support our millionaire politicians and their lobbyists. That’ll really scare them.

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