Dear Vin Scelsa,

Me and Razoo Kelley’s more stressed than the San Andreas Fault. See, we was just getting into this geocaching thing when Wham! (not the George Michael Wham!, but more like Shazam! (not the Gomer Pyle Shazam!, but more like the one what Captain Marvel said (not the Captain Marvel from Marvel Comics what never said Shazam!, but the Captain Marvel from DC Comics what did))), we got muggled! See Vin, one a the tricks of geocaching is to find the hid treasure (not that it’s really valuable treasure, but it IS hid (not that sometimes it isn’t hid in plain sight (not that you wouldn’t notice it less you was looking for it))) without letting muggles (not the Harry Potter kind (not that the Harry Potter kind aren’t also the geocaching kind (and not the Louis Armstrong kind, although sometimes they are, this being Canadia))) see what you’re doing. Well, it turns out ya gotta watch out for cops, too, cause they get all interested when they see a coupla guys digging through somebody’s garden at 10 pm at night. So these cops sneak upon us and says “Whatcha upto?” and I says “To tell the truth, ocifer, it’s like one of those don’t ask don’t tell things, if you ask me,” and well Vin Razoo says I shoulda used one a my lifelines instead cause we spent the resta the night splaining the whole geocaching thing to them till they gave up and let us go.

Thinking of Geocaching It In Forever,

me and Razoo Kelley

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