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Open a Beer Bottle with a Piece of Bread, and 999 Other Ways
Okay, this is not my original list, but this IS a life-saving list worth mentioning. Studying this list will result in your uncanny ability to open a beer bottle in virtually any situation.
This list is not only 1,000 items long, but every method is illustrated with photos to prove its veracity, effectiveness, and technique.
Below is a text version of the entire list. Click on this picture to visit the English translation of the original German site: stuff.twoday.net
1,000 Ways to Open a Bottle of Beer:
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1000: Bread 999: Prosecco 998: Walzenspieldose 997: bottle holder 996: Keyboard 995: Distance Plate 994: Petrol tap 993: Flag 992: Foosball table 991: Newspaper Box 990: Nummerator 989: Elvis 988: Silver Tray 987: Flaschenausgiesser 986: Tube Cover 985: Reflector 984: Talisman 983: Dynamo 982: Delineator 981: Bridge Head 980: Bridge 979: bus timetable 978: Raven 977: Towel Holder 976: silent servant 975: Treasure Chest 974: Turtle 973: Drug Test 972: Button 971: baby powder 970: Business Card 969: Toyrunanhänger 968: Espressoportionierer 967: Safety glasses 966: Trittstange 965: Bread Maker 964: soda bottle 963: Electric Toothbrush 962: Tip-Kick 961: Car Radio 960: bicycle tube 959: Table tennis bat 958: handcuffs 957: Seychelles 956: front wheel 955: Crimping Tool 954: window crank 953: Belt 952: Wäschespinne 951: Hammock 950: Gnome 949: Beer Mug 948: car door 947: Child 946: Solettidose 945: Orange Press 944: Garden Shovel 943: Amazon Package 942: Reisswolf 941: Blumenkistl 940: spray nozzle 939: Shower Basket 938: Rainbird 937: toiletry bag 936: Park Gate 935: Gravel 934: Curver Box 933: Klimbim 932: Vacuum Cleaner Filter 931: Washing Machine 930: Lamp oil 929: Volume control 928: Reisestecker 927: Belts 926: Soldering Iron 925: Cylinder 924: Tamarind 923: Milchschaumdüse 922: Pennant 921: Triangle Ruler 920: Dart Board 919: canister 918: Come on, throw-throw 917: chainsaw 916: sleeve wrapping 915: Drum 914: Hangar rod 913: Perl-Brause 912: Slipcase 911: Triangle 910: Bricks 909: Augers 908: Pedometer 907: Plaka 906: Guitar 905: Keychain 904: Cowboy Boots 903: thigh 902: Light Doll 901: Power Pack 900: character 899: Fischertechnik 898: ice bucket 897: Dishwashers 896: Bone Screw 895: Copper Bowl 894: Ipod 893: China Bowl 892: Pocket Watch 891: Branch 890: Botany handouts 889: information panel 888: rim 887: cup holders 886: Bierwärmer 885: Foot Massager 884: butter form 883: Hand 882: Bicycle Speedometer 881: icicles 880: Shot Glass 879: Jigsaw 878: Cotton swabs 877: Tool Stand 876: nose cone 875: Flexible Shaft 874: Mr. Tool 873: Sechsertragerl 872: Tapper 871: Honey Pot 870: Pois 869: Honey 868: domino 867: Battery Pack 866: Discman 865: Karcher 864: didgeridoo 63: loo roll 862: Mustard 861: Air Compressors 860: Sensenwetzstein 859: Gyrotwister 858: liquid fertilizer 857: Cake server 856: Motor Speech facility 855: Alternator 854: Cam 853: Mini Frisbee 852: Cable Ties 851: Tongue scrapers 850: Rice Cooker 849: Marble Slab 848: Schnitzset 847: Shell 846: Küchenuhr 845: Laptop Hard Drive 844: Johnnie Walker 843: Eyeglass 842: Pipe 841: switch 840: Teacher’s Guide 839: mincer 838: Role Plan 837: contact lens container 836: Vitamin C 835: Hard Boat 834: Magnet 833: cheese knife 832: Busschild 831: Proverbs Issue 830: nail brush 829: Silver Coin 828: Mason Hammer 827: Poker Board 826: Rumbank 825: Coral 824: Palm 823: Coconut 822: Cranium 821: Locking pliers 820: Bottle Washer 819: signal light 818: Möbeltresor 817: Zipfer Final 816: SCART / RCA adapter 815: Blechente 814: bar chairs 813: Multimeter 812: Voltage Tester 811: breadboard 810: Schmalztopf 809: Badezusatz 808: Lucky Charms 807: strip 806: Sorting Box 805: Bulli 804: angle measure 803: Reducing 802: Zahnputzbecher 801: highball Stick 800: Haiku 799: Sunglasses 798: Lunchbox 797: rear view mirror 796: Trailer 795: Moisture wipes 794: Christmas Packerl 793: Half Meter Schnaps 792: Spülaufsatz 791: Chewing gum dispenser 790: Pringles 789: Mounting rail 788: Flexible hose 787: Samovar 786: Abflußfrei 785: Wachsabzieher 784: Keys Hotel 783: bus seats 782: Sack Toboggan 781: BLOPP 780: Remote Control 779: gas tap 778: USB Card Reader 777: African wood figure 776: tile cutter 775: syringe 774: Hohlraumdübel 773: T-piece 772: Checkerboard 771: videotape 770: Handicam 769: Minidiscplayer 768: Whistle 767: Poker Dice 766: pot lid 765: notepad 764: fuse box 763: Waffeldose 762: Pflanzenuntersetzer 761: Blood pressure monitor 760: Flip Dog 759: bows 758: Harmonica 757: disposable camera 756: whorl 755: Tic Tac 754: ornamental is 753: Carving Fork 752: Stiefelknecht 751: Tennis |
750: Stanley knife 749: Boilers 748: Drawknife 747: Fish grate 746: Signal pin 745: Cup 744: Spielebox 743: Quickshot 742: Floppy Drive 741: Final Cartridge 740: C 64 739: Pipe Clamp 738: Relay 737: Side cutter 736: Key Tracer 735: excavator 734: Frames 733: Matador 732: chopping block 731: Münzetui 730: Excavator Bucket 729: Wedge 728: plastic buckets 727: Gartensäge 726: Ausstechwalze 725: Bicycle 724: toy truck 723: Silicone 722: cabinet 721: hoe 720: paint brush 719: Mowers 718: wheelbarrow handles 717: Palette 716: turbine sprinkler 715: bow saw 714: Excavators License Plate 713: container door 712: Haarreifen 711: Wall 710: Kanalöffner 709: channel grating 708: Water Pump 707: Ball Valve 706: Hose Connection 705: Socket wrench 704: Maurer Latte 703: Paving 702: Cable Reel 701: Saber 700: wheelbarrow 699: Baggerstandfuss 698: Turnbuckle 697: Wire brush 696: Garbage Gripper 695: Cable drum 694: Plane 693: Rollwagerl 692: Pay Phone 691: glass storage 690: Boomerang 689: Fire extinguishers 688: blowtorch 687: Bonsai 686: Excavator Roof 685: shoelace 684: Mousetrap 683: Flower Claw 682: Hand Fan 681: Sea Dressing Room 680: Blinds 679: Garage 678: Window 677: street sign 676: Hydraulic Excavators 675: Buckle 674: Tapeziererbock 673: camping table 672: chain-link fence 671: brush 670: Gutter 669: Pond pump 668: Excavator Light 667: Excavator wheel 666: Grampes 665: decorative cap 664: chimney 663: Humidifier 662: Orange Peeler 661: Swiss Army Knife 660: Speaker Bar 659: Garden armchair 658: Fort 657: Bongas 656: Book Shelf 655: rolling pin 654: Uno Cards 653: Microphone 652: Swing 651: Fountain 650: construction site 649: bicycle 648: bicycle bell 647: Schillerdenkmal 646: Bello-Automat 645: G-Shock 644: CD-Box 643: flatiron 642: Shovel 641: Ash shovel 640: Boat Pump 639: Mastermind 638: Swimming Pool 637: Pool Fishing Nets 636: air brick 635: Pérgula 634: door fittings 633: Bobinenadel 632: Bobine 631: fire basket 630: BBQ Motor 629: Swedish fire 628: shelving rack 627: Ribs 626: Cover Stick 625: Jenga 624: Make-up Brushes 623: Ball pump 622: Thermofor 621: Staubsaugerdüse 620: OEAMTC Club Card 619: FHM Magazine 618: Bicycle Pedal 617: USB Stick 616: Letter Opener 615: wooden crate 614: Carcassonne 613: sheet metal cladding 612: Yellow Pages 611: shower wall 610: Patch Roller 609: Pearl White 608: Haarfärbezupfnadel 607: Razor 606: desk lamp 605: Föhnschaum 604: Eiswürfelform 603: Flat Keys 602: Jausensackerl 601: Scroll bar 600: Bracelet 599: street trash 598: Benco 597: money clip 596: Playground Tower 595: Hori-Hori 594: Camping Fridge 593: Elevator 592: Recycling Station 591: Double-lantern 590: Street Lamp 589: Bust 588: Slide 587: ink pen 586: Mirror Light 585: Baumscheibe 584: Hydrant 583: Rocker-scooter 582: Mini Carousel 581: Door Hooks 580: Router 579: water containers 578: Vase 577: Shoe Trees 576: tablecloth clamp 575: wedge 574: Maglite 573: Packing tape 572: Cutting Tool 571: Mini Percussion 570: stiletto 569: Parkettlegeeisen 568: Cow 567: Mini Griller 566: Portafilter 565: Boule 564: Watercolor 563: Stowasser 562: Bubbles 561: Butterfly 560: trash 559: Bridge 558: oil pastels 557: Adolorin 556: Folding Rule 555: gas cartridge 554: Chain 553: 2-step ladder 552: Cat Tree 551: Kakadu 550: Stool 549: Clog 548: garment cutter 547: bamboo blinds 546: Gelsenkirchen Plugs 545: Scaffolding 544: stovepipe 543: Ferrari 542: heater 541: radiator controller 540: Ironing Board 539: Einfüllhilfe 538: temple bar 537: Schokostreuer 536: Data Cable 535: Sleep Light 534: peace pipe 533: diskettes 532: Cats brush 531: Automatic Vacuum Cleaner 530: camping stove 529: winding machines 528: Tube 527: Typewriter 526: dart 525: trail markers 524: Dictaphone 523: Absynthlöffel 522: Old Camera 521: Freitag bag 520: lashing 519: Travel Calculator 518: subjects 517: Always Ready Orders 516: Screwdriver 515: Oil 514: Disco Ball 513: shower rod 512: Headlamp 511: Wind Chimes 510: Slatted 509: Thermal Mug 508: Wine Stands 507: Starter Cable 506: breakdown triangle 505: Vignette Scraper 504: Rose Quartz 503: Dental Floss 502: hygrometer 501: Table Tent |
500: Hattori Hanzo 499: pepper shakers 498: hanging lamp 497: Plate BBQ 496: binoculars 495: drifter 494: Soup seasoning 493: Lonely Planet India 492: Flask 491: Recorder 490: Mirror Tile 489: Mini slide 488: Stone Wood 487: motorcycle battery 486: Kleiderbuerste 485: Travel Thermos 484: Aerobic dumbbell 483: Litter shovel 482: Lip Balm 481: Zippo pocket 480: Gin 479: pocket ashtray 478: Ski binding 477: Cleaver 476: tailgate 475: Opinel 474: scoop 473: Seat Hammock 472: wood car 471: wooden box 470: Globe 469: Pez dispensers 468: Polfett 467: Small-sized slot 466: speakerphone 465: radio alarm clock 464: cell phone holder 463: Stand Bag 462: Modem 461: wooden dowels 460: Case 459: carving 458: Handheld Vacuum 457: Snow cannon 456: jam 455: Flask 454: Hand Blender 453: Toothpick Packing 452: Nivea 451: Red Bull 450: Napsdose 449: Bygel 448: Cutlery Stands 447: Bamboo shoots 446: Cling 445: Fridge Magnet 444: Carton Steige 443: Hinged 442: Fondue Pot 441: fondue maker 440: Dekobox 439: Nutcracker 438: Digital Camera 437: Voucher 436: biscuit tin 435: Sorting Cases 434: Glow Sticks 433: Fondue Skewer 432: Fan Spray 431: tamping machine 430: Folding Chair 429: Egg Timer 428: Keychain 427: Chinese calendar 426: Dekostreusel 425: LEDlamp 424: biscuit shape 423: floor cleaner 422: citron 421: window grills 420: Label Roll 419: metal pot 418: Window Hook 417: powdered sugar shaker 416: Kitchen Scale 415: drainpipe 414: Cutting Machine 413: Poultry shears 412: Thermos 411: Doppler 410: Milk jug 409: Herdsicherung 408: Cigarette 407: Briefcase 406: Schaffel 405: Gas Stove 404: Gulaschkanone 403: Camping Chair 402: cheese slicer 401: Ukulele 400: Belt loop 399: Tequila 398: Dolphin 397: Zuckerldose 396: Tabasco 395: Cold Balm 394: Incense 393: Hopping Mouse 392: Fruit Bowl 391: Perlvorhang 390: PC bracket 389: Popcorn Cups 388: Vanish Oxi 387: cutlery basket 386: sink 385: bathroom lamp 384: The Becher Doctors 383: Hand Spot 382: Armed Brand 381: bit set 380: WORM 379: Cable Modem 378: Geschirrtuchstange 377: Notebook 376: Code Generator 375: adhesive tape 374: cork 373: Bicycle Taillight 372: Bicycle Light 371: Frisbee 370: Kickboard 369: Boatswain Pipe 368: cutlass 367: bamboo 366: Safe 365: Thermos 364: Tarnstift 363: Aquarium Network 362: battery 361: billboard 360: Fishing Reel 359: Storage Box 358: Haarfärbepinsel 357: Ice tongs 356: wardrobe 355: Compressor 354: Hinge 353: nail clippers 352: Board Books 351: AV connector 350: indoor antenna 349: Aluminum foil 348: Farbrührstab 347: Stecknuss 346: wall chaser 345: Chisels 344: Snorkel 343: Emperor Franz Joseph 342: Spot Bar 341: Lemon Squeezer 340: Mr. Proper 339: razor 338: DVD 337: Wiegemesser 336: Key Ring 335: Chopsticks 334: Chinese soup spoon 333: icebox 332: Regal Cross 331: crutch 330: Gas canister 329: Silicon Press 328: Roller 327: Calculators 326: pickup truck 325: laundry basket 324: Letterbox 323: Radiators 322: Screwdrivers 321: Cable channel 320: Photoplay 319: mop 318: Motorcycle Helmet 317: Trolley 316: hacksaw 315: Angle 314: Nagel 313: Farbrolle 312: Farbgitter 311: steel pin 310: Puk 309: Vacuum Cleaners 308: Playing Cards 307: Meat Hammer 306: feather duster 305: Olio di Olivia 304: tap 303: Chess Horse 302: Fan 301: bicycle pump 300: Supersoaker 299: Going 298: badminton rackets 297: spice rack 296: deadbolt 295: Shampoo 294: Oven 293: Luggage Spider 292: bike lock 291: windowsill 290: Grinding Stone 289: Flower Dings 288: umbrella stand 287: Drills 286: wooden stairs 285: Ruler 284: Mortar 283: Vacuum cleaner attachment 282: Fence 281: Erdgabel 280: lopper 279: Dosenquetscher 278: Replacement Tires 277: tin pail 276: shovels 275: Head 274: toy car 273: Charger 272: Pens 271: handsaw 270: sprinklers 269: Puukot 268: Winter maintenance 267: ram 266: Barrel 265: helmet 264: Jacks 263: Flashlight 262: Children’s shoe 261: BBQ skewer 260: Lamp 259: Kühlakku 258: mask 257: Trailer hitch 256: Piezoanzünder 255: baking 254: Flip-Flop 253: Dog Leads 252: spade 251: Garden Shears |
250: grille 249: Standtafel 248: Saddle Clamp 247: Park Bench 246: Wood Block 245: Ashtray 244: Armchair 243: Duftöl 242: Sweeteners 241: Square Shield 240: Beacon 239: oven cleaners 238: Padlock 237: Advil 236: handle 235: Tables 234: Ice Scraper 233: Sun Block 232: beach bed 231: Hook 230: Stubble pullers 229: martini glass 228: Pepper Mill 227: Tape 226: Sunscreen 225: Bowls 224: Headphones 223: dough 222: Tea infuser 221: shoe rack 220: dipper 219: compass 218: Tripod 217: puppet 216: Shelf 215: denim jacket 214: Skin Cream 213: Bus Note 212: Cigarillo 211: cup 210: Curry 209: Table Lamp 208: potato masher 207: Game Boy 206: XBox controller 205: beer can 204: Karabiner 203: First-aid kit 202: Plugs 201: Metaxa 200: Golf Ball 199: Golf Tee 198: Wrench 197: Clothespin 196: Microwave 195: Speaker 194: Griller 193: car keys 192: sausage tongs 191: Boots 190: bucket 189: Whiskey 188: Ketchup 187: toilet brush 186: Harpist 185: Hand Trainer 184: Allen 183: Senftube 182: Can Opener 181: Tacker 180: Hammer 179: lighter fluid 178: DAT tape 177: Pizza Roller 176: tape roller 175: Swan 174: Joystick 173: Brush 172: Nutella 171: Pipe connection 170: Umbrella 169: Coke 168: Drawer 167: Espresso 166: Sparschaeler 165: Passport Cover 164: Gorm 163: home antenna 162: Birthday Cake 161: paper 160: Leuchtstift 159: Clock Radio 158: Rollmass 157: CD 156: CD rack 155: Piggy Bank 154: cups 153: Labello 152: Rose 151: Wall Mirror 150: Einkaufswagenclip 149: Lipgloss 148: grate 147: Tea 146: Toasters 145: Kettle 144: toothpaste 143: toothbrush 142: Ice cream scoop 141: Palm 140: outlet 139: Geburtstagströte 138: Coffeepot 137: Bread Knife 136: intercom 135: Wood strip 134: Security 133: Bottleclip 132: Drive 131: Fan 130: Refrigerator 129: Hand brush 128: Pump 127: Hangers 126: Altoids 125: cap 124: Cucumber Pliers 123: Nail Scissors 122: Dumbbell Holder 121: Fishing Nets 120: Dumbbell 119: Thermometers 118: Wok 117: Clock 116: Perfume 115: Bottles stubble 114: jar 113: NIC 112: Ring 111: Barrette 110: Zipfer 109: Phillips 108: Tixo 107: mother 106: Credit Card 105: Wire 104: Skateboard 103: pliers 102: indicator 101: Zippo 100: Crown Cork 99: Mirror 98: Glasses 97: Hairdryer 96: Remote Control 95: Diskette 94: backup tape 93: Sugar shaker 92: Klammermaschine 91: dustbin 90: Pasta tongs 89: Trowel 88: Garlic Press 87: Cable 86: PC case 85: foamer 84: Handbag 83: Medals 82: Measuring 81: Cocktail Shaker 80: Snow-sweeper 79: Mug 78: Flowerpot 77: Horn 76: Snow shovel 75: Incense 74: Spirit Level 73: Herring 72: Sparkling 71: 2-euro coin 70: Bank roll 69: Faucet 068: Door Lock 67: Pole 66: boots 65: Heating 64: Christmas decorations 63: Christmas Cross 62: door edge 61: Alarm Clock 60: Pipe Wrench 59: salt shaker 58: Screwdrivers 57: Dictionary 56: Ferry 55: Room keys 54: Fork 53: Air fresheners 52: Cocktail Ding 51: Hard Drive 50: matchbox 49: Plastic Bottle 48: Erdnussdose 47: Ashtrays 46: Locher 45: Cell phone 44: Iron 43: Candle Holder 42: Mouse 41: candle holder 40: Leatherman 39: Belt Buckle 38: DVD 37: Newspapers 36: Bottle Opener 35: swivel chair 34: French 33: Lighter 32: 350W PSU 31: Teeth 30: beer crate 29: Television 28: Snowboarding 27: Ferrule 26: clothes horse 25: door frame 24: hinge 23: stylus 22: colander 21: Shoehorn 20: Tube 19: Scissors 18: hacksaw 17: Reindl 16: Multireibe 15: Butter Knife 14: spoon 13: Wooden Plate 12: Schnitzaxt 11: Goulash 10: watering can 9: coat hook 8: Mason Method 7: File 6: Zwara-Bock 5: Discharge stubble 4: Klorollenhalter 3: Soap dish 2: Mixers 1: Funnel |
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