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Pet Doorbells – Gimme a Break!

My SnarlyBoodle.com boss has cats in zoo proportions, and the latest gadget he got “for them” is a kitty doorbell. It’s basically one of those simple wireless doorbells – only at four times the price because cat owners are used to wasting money on little jingly bells and bits of feathers and fake fur wrapped around catnip.

Unless their cats are under house arrest, cat owners are told they must have a kitty doorbell so their cats can tell them when they’re ready to come in. Yeah, right.

I have a dog. He barks when he wants to come in.

Anyway, once these double-priced doorbells are in place, you have to train your cat how to use it. Train a cat! Unless you’re Siegfried and what’s-left-of-Roy, forget it!

No, I have a better idea. No cat training required, no exorbitant price, and multiple other uses: a wireless motion detection alarm. You can get decent ones cheap. Mount them low to the ground out of direct sunlight, aimed across the door’s outer threshold. Works like a charm. Can also detect deliveries, visitors… and blowing leaves.

Better yet, trade in your six cats for a dog.

Oh yeah, Happy New Year.

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