Dear Vin Scelsa,

Me and Razoo Kelley hadda go to this SnarlyBoodle staff meeting what seemed like more of a AA meeting what with all the nom de plumages. Razoo’s formerly dead brother Scrud was there and said that Hodgepodge Grumblebeak uses that fake name cause she’s in the witless protection program. This old grouch Broadus don’t even use a last name – or maybe he don’t use his first name – but whatever, he makes the best poutine cheeseburgers ever! It was pot luck, but weed idn’t carry no munchies at our joint so we hadda get on over to the loco lumber store and we didn’t hit the tea party till 4:20. Still didn’t miss much, we figure, since we heard Jim Lawter the techie and sorta boss was mostly having his 5 cats perform their Feline Freak Show circus act the whole time. Six-Eye Jackson was shooting video. She’s cool but she has more glasses than a 3-D movie theater. Roomer is Razoo’s suite on the stat chick O.C. DeeDee, but she quoted some astronomical odds that he’d ever make her A-List. Charles (not Lawrence) Olivier is the novel graphic guy who’s really French and not a fake Canadian Quebecian wannabe whose those guys what changed all the labels up here so that we never know what we’re buying. Anyways Vin, we all met and ate Broadus’ poutine cheeseburgers and by the time we all left the emergency room we agreed to have theme weeks at SnarlyBoodle.com. I think this week’s theme should be “Poutine Health Hazards.”

Arterial Sclerosis Forever,

me and Razoo Kelley

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