Man’s best friend? Not after you dress them up like a giant skunk for Hallowe’en…

Often putting himself into the final product, Beever would appear to be standing atop a tottering tower or preparing to dive from the top of a waterfall or being rescued from a burning building by Batman and Robin, while all the time merely standing on a sidewalk on which he’s created a wonderful optical illusion…

Times are tough in America. National unemployment is heading toward the double digits. Even illegal immigrants are reportedly leaving this forner “Land of Opportunity.” Except for foreign actors who can do a good American accent.

… the writers of “Watchmen” liken these superheroes more to, say, firefighters and policemen. They work long, strange hours, wear special outfits, have a higher mortality rate as a group, and suffer disastrous personal lives.

Then Batman was reinvented, but not enough to avoid tag teaming the Scarecrow AND Ra’s al Ghul against the Dark Knight. The next installment paired the New Age Heath Ledger Joker AND a new Two-Face. Who will be the next Terrible Two? Egghead and the Mad Hatter? King Tut and Chandell? Bush and Cheney?

What’s with all these people wetting themselves over the fact that 79-year old William Shatner is not playing Captain Kirk in the latest “Star Trek” movie? He’s just an actor, people! A hired talking monkey.