Let’s review. SnarlyBoodle.com has posted a new blog every day for the past 158 days. Conservatively figuring an average of 350 words per blog, that’s at least 55,300 words so far. That’s a rate of 127,750 words per year. When will the madness stop? …

… what’s even worse is when your auto-erotic jollies make front page news – in Bangkok offal places – or worse yet you die from it – or still worse you get bumped from the front page obits by a transracial pedophile…

Saint Peter runs up to the frail yet still beautiful creature who has just arrived at the Pearly Gates, proclaiming “Farrah Fawcett, you are so welcome here! You know, I have your poster.” The almost luminous white face of angelic femininity looks upward to Saint Peter and says, “I’m Michael Jackson – Farrah’s over there.”

Considering the universal nature of many of these gestures – everyone in the world smiles when pleased – we could almost accept that such nonverbal communication is in our genetic makeup…

Westerners have always snickered at Asians and Third Worlders as they wandered en masse through their daily lives wearing surgical masks. In retaliation, the Third Worlders laughed at Michael Jackson wearing his surgical mask…