Dear Vin Scelsa,

Me and Razoo Kelley’s been like the Cookie Monster lately – we’re cravin for some hard dough. So we sided to rev up some plane old ideas cause brother, they might be wright to fly us to fame, or will they hawk up some cash for the kitty? We always new our old ideas wood be rock solid, so water we wading for? Like that old sage said, there’s no thyme like a present this Christmas seasoning, like bullet-proof pants or glasses for your third eye or a belly button sewing kit. Me and Razoo could develop pitchers what poor rich drinks in a snap from nothing, or train seeing eye fish for blind scuba divers, or grow fortune walnuts, or make artificial bug spray from scratch that won’t work but it’s safe for the environment. We can make a staples remover for people who wanna clean out their pantry. We could cell phony numbers to telemarketers so to hang them up. We could make door jam and marmalathe for constructing sandwiches. Razoo figures our breast idea might be a nursing bra for dads with man-boobs, ass they could end up rearing backwards kids what don’t know the difference anyways, butt then Razoo ain’t the brightest crayon in the toolbox hisself. Course Vin we ain’t actually made none of these bright ideas see the light of day yet, but like a fright night victim, we gotta good start.

Unventions Forever,

me and Razoo Kelley

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