My old man took us to Carlsbad Caverns many moons ago (about 550 moons, actually). We wandered the drippy, cold caves, saw the blind, colorless cave fish, and watched the schmaltzy American-flag-projected-onto-the-wavy-cavern-wall show. Roadside Americana at its very best.

When we got back to the parking lot, we discovered that the fine folks who ran Carlsbad Caverns back then had taken it upon themselves to affix a “Carlsbad Caverns” bumper sticker to every single car in the lot.

The Dreaded Carlsbad Caverns Bumper Sticker If we were still in the caves, my old man would have ended up with a stalactite in his head when he hit the ceiling! Man, was he mad! And he let everyone know about it. He considered his car defaced. Looking back, I’m amazed that bumper stickers were once free in this great land of ours. At least you can make your own nowadays. This Bumper Sticker package works on all Macs and PCs. It comes with 500 clip art images – but you can add your own as well – and there are 30 fonts. The waterproof bumper sticker paper works on any color printer. Make up your own slogans, spread your personal message, and entertain the driving masses. Just stay away from my old man’s car!

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